She said her name was "party"
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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