Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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