It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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