You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
