Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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