North Korea, Best Korea!
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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