You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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