I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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