Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Alive.
So much puke
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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