All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
you had me at cake vodka
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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