I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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