I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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