I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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