I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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