belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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