sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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