If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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