I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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