using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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