So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Randomize
