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say what?
wanna hang out?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize