Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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