I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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