I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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