12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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