and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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