The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he thought i was a dude.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize