Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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