Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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