laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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