drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
is wine microwaveable?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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