So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Randomize
