Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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