Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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