super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Can you bring me the toilet please
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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