saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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