are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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