That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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