Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
being pregnant is like rehab
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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