Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I understand Curling. That high.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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