how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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