AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
She even gives head with a lisp.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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