I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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