If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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