shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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