just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
