dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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