i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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