Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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