real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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