that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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