The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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